Undeniable Logic

New package in the mail contains these goodies is being received by Mean Girls Yarn Club participants. Inspired by the movie, I, Robot that came out in 2004, you may not remember a Mean Girl in it, but she didn't think she was one either.

V.I.K.I. was an acronym in that movie for Virtual Interactive Kinetic Intelligence and was the artificial intelligence that is used by civilization. I should say 'will be' instead of was, as the film takes place in the future, 2035 to be exact. It's all very confusing since the original I, Robot was written by Isaac Asimov in the 1950's, but for now, let's skip the time-line issues, and just focus on what we have here.

VIKI may not have been created to be a Mean Girl but, as her creator Dr. Lanning says, 'There have always been ghosts in the machine. Random segments of code that have grouped together to form unexpected protocols... engender questions of free will, creativity, and even... what we might call the soul.'

Perhaps it is these random segments that VIKI collects that changes her. Until this point in history three laws protected man, which were that humans were never to be harmed, that all orders by humans must be obeyed and that the robot must protect itself as long as the first two laws weren't violated. However, she comes to enact a plan to save humanity by controlling them. VIKI points out,

'You charge us with your safekeeping, yet despite our best efforts, your countries wage wars, you toxify your earth and pursue ever more imaginative means of self-destruction. You cannot be trusted with your own survival.... To protect humanity, some humans must be sacrificed. To ensure your freedom, some freedoms must be surrendered. We robots will ensure mankind's continued existence. You are so like children. We must save you from yourselves.' 

The effect on me with this movie is, keep the robots away from my yarn stash!

If I could describe the package, the first thing I notice is the lovely yarn.

It's a mix of pale cool colors, blue sky, lavender and lime green. I spoke with KnottyLa about the colors chosen, and she said it was the colors found in the the good robot Sonny, and later in VIKI's positronic network pictured when Spooner injects it with a large dose of nanites. A stitch marker that also looks like one cyber bit escorted by two purple seed beads. There is a wand of rock candy, with resembles VIKI to me, possibly upon clean-up, a glob of cyber bits. REALLY hope that's not spoiling anything for anyone. There is also a little notions pouch whose fabric is a field of pale blue with white veins of circuitry in them. It's more likely the fabric designer was thinking of Italian Glass tile, but they aren't here right now to say.

The package contains:

• Yarn, Mean Girls' Yarn Club, Ep VII, The Final Frontier, "The Ghost in the Machine" by Dizzy Blonde Studios, 100% Merino Wool, Superwash Sock, approx. 560 yards/512 m., 4 oz/115 gm 2 ply, Gauge: 6-8 spi on US #1-3
• Zippered notions pouch by RKSmom
• Nom is a stick of Rock candy, in ice blue.
• Stitch Marker is a bottle glass blue, cut glass with purple accent beads

Pattern Recommendations (links are to the patterns listed in Ravelry):

For Knitters:

• Fragile Heart Shawl by Boo Knits
• Maybe It's a Mobius by Candace Eisner Strick
• Little Ceinwen by Ewelina Murach
• Martha My Dear by Heidi Nick
• Scarlette by Ekaterina Blanchard
• Mehendi by Svetlana Volkova

For Crocheters:

• 1920 Cloche Hat by Melanie Thomassian
• Sine and Cosine by Malaika Gabriel
• Chain Shawl Antimacassar Cowl by Robyn M Schrager
• Entwined Helix Scarf by Kim Guzman

~Written very late at night, pardon the blurry edges, by Tammy Burke, a nobody you may recognize as a terrible giggler from the Fiber Hooligan podcast that ended last year, currently assisting the Yarn Thing podcast with Marly Bird, and sharing every funny and interesting thing she can about knitting, crochet or just yarn in general in her own Facebook Group, Pursuit of Happy Knits. Once upon a time she was interviewed for being herself by the Knotty Girls, she considers herself a fan of Dizzy Blonde Studios and loves getting to show her appreciation with properly spelled adjectives and way too many commas. The above article was written with love and ability to do research, without much knowledge but with aim toward that which is fun.

Big Ball of Wibbley-Wobbley, Timey-Wimey Stuff

This post includes SPOILERS for those who are years behind in watching Dr Who. Read that as if River Song were singing out in reply to your need for answers. She knows a lot of the answers.

My skein from this installment of the Mean Girls Yarn Club came in the mail today. It scared me really bad.

OK, not at first. I always look at the skein, feel it, try to see if it's telling me what it wants to be at first sight. Usually, it doesn't, but it's a habit when you pick up a new skein to see if there's a message there.

@wearingpurple

First thing I did notice was how soft it was. Next came the colors, because it was hard to believe I was sent a skein of my two favorite colors. If your acquainted with me, you know my screen name is wearingpurple almost everywhere, so you would have easily guessed one of my favorite colors. I love to wear purple and my favorite color to look at is green, and the two colors primarily in this skein is a pale lavender and an nearly olive green.

Then I looked at the info card that came with it: This skein is inspired by Dr Who's 'Weeping Angels', villains so awful the Doctor himself says they are 'the deadliest, most powerful, most malevolent life-form ever produced'. Scary Mean Girls!


Here is where I have to admit, I've not seen all the Dr Who episodes the Weeping Angels appear in, which is six, unless you count the two part episode as two which would make seven total. They first appeared in 'Blink' with the Tenth Doctor, portrayed by David Tennant. Blinking is not the thing you want to do, so easy a defense but impossible not to do, because when you're not watching, that's when these creatures, which resemble the figures in old cemeteries, can get you. If you're looking at them, they are still as stone, but if you turn away, close your eyes to concentrate or even merely involuntarily blink, that's when the Angels move and you're a goner.

The episode that really chilled me was 'The Angels Take Manhattan'. In this episode, it's revealed that when the Angels catch you, they can send you back in time. One of the characters actually meets himself as an old man. The scary part for me was the discovery that The Statue of Liberty is actually a weeping angel. Hard to see that peaceful, beloved face transformed into a menace!

"Fascinating race, the Weeping Angels. The only psychopaths in the universe to kill you nicely. No mess, no fuss, they just zap you into the past and let you live to death. The rest of your life used up and blown away in the blink of an eye. You die in the past, and in the present they consume the energy of all the days you might have had, all your stolen moments. They're creatures of the abstract. They live off potential energy."

I have not seen the other episodes they appear in. From what I can tell, though, the other episodes where the Weeping Angels appear is very limited, fairly considered cameos.

It's interesting to note the concept of Weeping Angels is based on a childhood game called Statues, or as it was called when I was in grade school, Red Light/Green Light, where the person who is "It" is at one end of the playing field, calls out to the crowd at the other end 'Green Light' and they run as fast as they can until It says 'Red Light'. If anyone in the crowd is caught moving after that moment, they have to go back to the beginning. In some regions, and apparently this was the case at Dr Who's writer Russell T Davies' childhood playground, the game is also known as Grandmother's Footsteps where you are trying to sneak up on "Granny" who stays as still as a statue. Get it?

@Rebecca Connor (ItGirl in Ravelry)

I take small comfort in recent surveys that show the Weeping Angels top the charts of worst monsters, above Daleks who have long since ruled the Dr Who lists, but also Neil Gaiman's list of baddies, posted by Entertainment Weekly in 2008. His list included Hannibal Lechter, Swamp Thing, Grendel of Beowolf and the clown Pennywise from Stephen King's 'It'.

I am not alone, in the dark, with the willies!

Exclusive pattern available to participants in MGYC

"Don't Blink" fingerless mitts by Rebecca Connor (ItGirl in Ravelry)

"Weeping Angels. Often called the scariest Doctor Who villains ever. Wear these cable-cuffed fingerless mitts when dealing with these mean girls and remember, don't blink." 

The pattern looks simple with just enough detail to keep them interesting, making this pattern match the yarn perfectly. How long will it take you to get underway?

INSTALLMENT CONTENTS:

@wearingpurple

Skein of yarn hand-dyed by Dizzy Blonde Studies for the Mean Girls' Yarn Club, Angel Stitch Marker (see picture) & nom is a candy sucker, cinnamon and brandy flavored, inspired by the Dr Who quote, "Life is short, and you are hot".

Yarn Specifications:
Mean Girls' Yarn Club, Episode VII: The Final Frontier "Touched by an Angel", the colorway is a vintage blend of lavender & olive, closely resembling stone figurines in near-darkness with moss accents.
100% Merino Wool, Superwash DK
Approximate 280 yds/256 meters, 4 oz/115 grams
Gauge: 5-6 spi on US #4 - 6
Machine Washable, Lay Flat to Dry

Pattern Recommendations:
Crochet
Summer Triangle Cowl by Sew Lovely Crochet
Wisteria Leg Warmers (crochet version) by Melody Rogers
Buttoned Emma Hat by Chandi Agee
Knitting
Highway 29 Halter by Jenjoyce Designs
Mermaid Shawlette by Natalie Lower
Little Daisy Skirt by Kairi Aksnes
Electric by Knitarelli Patterns
Cengkeh Beanie by Amelia Putri

~Written very late at night, pardon the blurry edges, by Tammy Burke, a nobody you may recognize as a terrible giggler from the Fiber Hooligan podcast that ended last year, currently assisting the Yarn Thing podcast with Marly Bird, and sharing every funny and interesting thing she can about knitting, crochet or just yarn in general in her own Facebook Group, Pursuit of Happy Knits. Once upon a time she was interviewed for being herself by the Knotty Girls. She considers herself just a fan of Dizzy Blonde Studios and loves getting to show her appreciation with properly spelled adjectives and way too many commas. The above article was written with love and ability to do research, without much knowledge but with aim toward that which is fun.

Resistance is Futile

I received a shipment a couple of weeks ago, admitting that because I've been enjoying researching the subject, too much.

The theme is "Simply Irresistible", and the Mean Girl in this one is.... The Borg Queen from Star Trek. Well, let me qualify that a little bit. The Star Trek that we knew from 1987 until about 2005. The most recent movies are rewriting what we knew before, so we'll have to see what the Borg are up in a new alternate universe.

She first appears in the movie Star Trek: Next Generation First Contact. The plot was that Captain Picard and crew follow Borg through a time shift and end up at earth, in their past, just prior to Zefram Cochrane making first contact with alien visitors to earth. Borg take over the engineering department of Enterprise-E, and as Picard and Data make their way into that area, a fleshy torso is lowered from the ceiling and connected with a cyber, robotic body, or cyborg.

She's never actually given a name in the movie's dialog. Common with the apiary theme previously given to this menace, like 'the Hive' or 'Drone', she may have been dubbed in the credits the Borg Queen continuing that in a similar vein. It's thought that when the Borg encounters call for a one-on-one confrontations, she was brought out to communicate on behalf of the Borg.

Portrayed by Alice Krige who's had her share of Mean Girls roles, such as Bathsheba in 1995 King David, Mary Shelley (authoress of Frankenstein) in 1988 Haunted Summer, the mean mother of Natalie Wood in 2004 The Mystery of Natalie Wood, and Joan Collins in 2005 Dynasty: The Making of a Guilty Pleasure. Just those few roles gives me an easy idea that she knows how to portray a domineering, seductress of the aggressively manipulative variety.

Alice Krige as the Borg Queen

And manipulate she did. She detains Data in the engineering department, offering him a chance at humanity (how completely un-Borg-like of her! Isn't it usually the other way around, taking fleshy beings and making them machines?) if he would join the Borg. In one scene, she gives him a patch of skin on his right forearm, which at first seems unimpressive, but when she purses her lips and blows across that bit of skin, the sensation is.... well, 'orgasmic' for someone who's never experienced it before. Very seductive.

Borg Queen: Are you familiar with physical forms of pleasure?

Lieutenant Commander Data: If you are referring to sexuality, I am... fully functional, programmed in... multiple techniques.

Borg Queen: How long since you've used them?

Lieutenant Commander Data: Eight years, seven months, sixteen days, four minutes, twenty-two...

Borg Queen: Far too long.

Apparently, she was not as 'HOT' as she thought she was, as he was the one that was instrumental in destroying her and the bit of humanity she'd given him, by flooding engineering with plasma, destroying all the Borg remaining on the Starship.

Susana Thompson appeared
as the Borg Queen in the
Star Trek Voyager series.

The Borg Queen appears again, in Star Trek: Voyager, although portrayed by another actress Susanna Thompson (who is currently a regular cast member on The Arrow). Then another Borg Queen portrayed by Alice Krige returns in the final episodes of Star Trek Voyager. In an interview with The Trek Nation, Ms. Krige said about the Voyager finale episodes. 'a couple of nights before we started filming, it suddenly dawned on me that First Contact had been the Borg Queen with two men, that she used sexuality as a means of manipulation, and I called the producer and I said, 'This is two women. It's going to change, it's going to shift the energy, will it work?' And he said, 'Think of her as omnisexual.' And I thought, 'Oh! Okay!'

Like a lot of Mean Girls, The Borg Queen uses her sexuality, her femininity, to manipulate, which doesn't, in the end, help her except to add her to our special list of honorees. So, knit away, members of the Mean Girls Yarn Club, commemorate the Sexy Borg, seemingly all powerful and deadly as a disturbed hive of bees.

The colors of the skein we received is a black and bronze mixture, with a deep blood red thrown in. When I look at this mixture, the darkness and coldness of space and maybe the silence. The red, the way it's mixed into the darkness, reminds me of the iron that mixes with our soil on earth, the determined mineral that as a metal has an unbending will and has been used to reshape destinies. I can only imagine that a project knit with it will be Simply Irresistible.

Installment contents:

Mean Girls Yarn Club Episode VII: The Final Frontier "Simply Irresistible"
100% Merino Wool Superwash Sock, approx. 560 yards/512 meters
4 oz./115 gm 2 ply, Gauge: 6-8 spi on US #1-3

Care Instructions: Machine Washable, Lay Flat to Dry

This shipment included Wildflower honey Sticks that closely resemble how a Borg might receive nutritional supplements, stitch stoppers with and the Borg insignia 'Claw' created by Jelby (jelby.etsy.com) and a color coordinated stitch marker with metallic red & olive beads that may represent the Human and Cyborg fluids and a jet black faceted to represent the metallic workings.

Pattern Recommendations: (Links to Ravelry)

Knitting:

• Oasis Hideaway by Agnes Kutas-Keresztes
• Andie Socks by Lisa Richardson
• Monday by Donna Higgins
• Up and Down Summer Scarf by Luzie Kahlweiss
• Once Upon... by Bekah Todd (BLT Designs)
• Hands! Hands! by Laura Wilson-Martos

Crochet:

• Classic Convertible Cozy by Lorna Miser
• Nettop by Lacelegange
• Hardware Heaven-Boot Spatz & Wrist Warmers by Sarah Jane

~Written very late at night, pardon the blurry edges, by Tammy Burke, a nobody you may recognize as a terrible giggler from the Fiber Hooligan podcast that ended last year, currently assisting the Yarn Thing podcast with Marly Bird, and sharing every funny and interesting thing she can about knitting, crochet or just yarn in general in her own Facebook Group, Pursuit of Happy Knits. Once upon a time she was interviewed for being herself by the Knotty Girls. She considers herself just a fan of Dizzy Blonde Studios and loves getting to show her appreciation with properly spelled adjectives and way too many commas. The above article was written with love and ability to do research, without much knowledge but with aim toward that which is fun.

Gingers and Suckers

I have received the second installment of Episode 7, The Final Frontier of the Mean Girls Yarn Club. And I've decided not to let the yarn speak to me this time but have cast on a pair of socks ~ more on that in a minute.

The first impressions on seeing the colorway was orange. I had a taste of those orange slices or the creamsicles, the taste of the mixture of vanilla ice cream and orange sherbet was an immediate sense in my head (so clear that my mouth began to water) and then I saw the character that inspired those colors and that feeling melted away.

From the Science Fiction television series: Serenity, it's Saffron, or Bridget or Yolanda or... I suppose it depends on which of her targets you currently feel for, as she first appeared on the good ship Firefly as a stow-away and claimed to have been married to Cap'n Mal the night before. I never really felt that was proven, in spite of Shepherd's verifying the local marriage rites, wherein a woman places a crown of flowers on her chosen one's head and his sipping from her cup of wine. I'm sure if that could be true, there was a lot more marriages in the sixties than anyone could possibly know.

Let's stick with her identity as Saffron. Unlike, most characters not crew on the show, she appears in two episodes of the 14 in the series. In the first of the two, as we said, she claimed to be married to Mal, and nearly succeeds in getting Firefly and crew captured or worse. Her second appearance first divides Mal from a war buddy (another husband), then convinces him and the crew to attempt to steal an artifact from yet another husband.

Inara recognises Saffron has had training as a companion and with as many known marks in her limited appearances on the show, it seems apparent that it was by those skills that she was so successful.

@Tammy Burke/wearingpurple

Quote: But, face it Hubby, I'm really hot.

The color of the skein really reflects this character. Mostly adorned in peasant or gypsy styled clothing of peachy calico, and deep orange-red, perhaps a little of the gemstone carnelian thrown in, Dizzy Blonde Studios has really captured this ginger villainess in a tasty skein.

Even working with it continues that perception, as, when knit, it creates a soft fabric with a slight 'smooshiness' ~ not a lot, just enough to be comfortable, as Saffron's character tried initially to portray herself. As I said, I wound the skein into a ball and cast on a pair of socks the first evening I had it in my possession, toe-up vanilla socks. The yarn has just the right twist to have good stitch definition and works up easily.

@Aimee Abernathy

Installment EXTRA: Misbehavin' Pattern, Boot Toppers by Aimee Abernathy

Created JUST FOR this installment of the MGYC, 'Misbehavin' boot toppers feature a sly optional pouch for your poisoned lip balm, money, ID or other important documents, maybe a folding pocket stiletto knife, or merely your favorite tube if "Goodnight Kiss" lipstick. The pattern is currently only available to the Mean Girls Yarn Club participants, everyone else will be able to get it, Nov. 1st, 2016




Installment Contents: 'Was It Good For You, Too?'

100% Merino Wool Superwash Wool DK
Approx. 280 yds/256 m.
4 oz/115 gms
Gauge: 5-6 spi on US #4-6

Machine washable, lay flat to dry.

Package included a ginger-orange brandy homemade sucker as an homage to those Saffron has taken advantage of and a stitch marker that matches the yarn.

Pattern Recommendations (Links to Ravelry)

Knit:
Eliana Shawl by Petra Breakstone
The Twist by Jackie McAvoy
Inez Cloche by Toby Roxane Barna
Burning Down the House Mitts by Afifa
Lakorra by Georgia Nicholson

Crochet:
Clive's Jumper by Gillian Buckerfield
Madly in Love Mitts by Tamara Kelly
Peekaboo Chevron Cowl by Jill Chapman

@Tammy Burke/wearingpurple

Here are my socks, now complete. As I said, I cast on as soon as I had the skien unwrapped, mostly so as not to let it contaminate the rest of my stash. Can't wait to see your completed projects with this skein, I will be watching in Ravelry.


~Written very late at night, pardon the blurry edges, by Tammy Burke, a nobody you may recognize as a terrible giggler from the Fiber Hooligan podcast that ended last year, currently assisting the Yarn Thing podcast with Marly Bird, and sharing every funny and interesting thing she can about knitting, crochet or just yarn in general in her own Facebook Group, Pursuit of Happy Knits. Once upon a time she was interviewed for being herself by the Knotty Girls. She considers herself just a fan of Dizzy Blonde Studios and loves getting to show her appreciation with properly spelled adjectives and way too many commas. The above article was written with love and ability to do research, without much knowledge but with aim toward that which is fun.

I Want Candy!

Received my first installment of Dizzy Blonde Studios Mean Girls Yarn Club.

Please be warned, there may be spoilers in the following article for those who have not yet seen 'Guardians of the Galaxy'. We don't know any of those people, do we?

OK, I'm going to be totally honest, I've never participated in a yarn club before. And, as they are generally kept secret, so as to be a entertaining surprise for the participants, there was not a lot to learn before hand.

When I first opened the package, I was struck by the brilliant color of the skein, a mix of carnation pinks and sky blues. My very first thought before looking at any of the accompanying materials was the blue and pink colors Pantone picked for spring (think the baby blue and pink of the 80's), but getting under a better light this is much brighter and more fun!

Then, I looked through the package for insights on the colors Dizzy Blonde has chosen for this skein and found the lovely NOM, the cute lotion bar and the card with pattern suggestions, which I immediately logged into Ravelry to check out, but I neglected to turn the card OVER to see that the character inspiration was 'Nebula', from Marvel Comics and a character featured in 'Guardians of the Galaxy', the 2014 movie. It wasn't until I'd messaged Laura and found out that it wasn't a CHARACTER named 'Candy Ass'. (I don't recommend Googling that, btw, but I did find that there is a band with that name that released an album about 20 years ago and one of the songs was titled 'Stitches' which IS TOTALLY appropriate for a yarn, but a whole different story, so let's just skip that for now....)

From Marvel's 1990 cover artwork, you can
see the blue and pink of her costume, which
Dizzy Blonde Studios emulates in this
Mean Girls Yarn Club installment. 

Nebula first appeared in Marvel comic books in 1985 as the granddaughter of Thanos, who had adopted Gamora, (first appearing in the comics ten years earlier) as his daughter. Lots of family dynamics there, plus Nebula is part cyborg, having been nearly killed by Thanos and stealing a gauntlet from him that would enable the wearer to hold the Infinity Gems, which restored her health. Her cyborg parts give her lasers from her wrists, the ability to change/disguise her appearance, lots of power... you know, all the great comic book attributes. She fought the Avengers, too, which maybe something to look forward to in the Marvel Universe to come.

For the movie, Karen Gillan played Nebula (we all remember her as Amy Pond in the 'Doctor Who' series), who studied Spartans for the role and really did shave off all those lovely red locks for the part. Kudos to her for the daily 4.5 hours in the makeup chair, also. She and Zoe Saldana also gave physical meaning to 'Sibling Rivalry' in the fight scene between Nebula and Gamora, as each chose opposing sides. The Infinity Stones, Nebula's being part cyborg and a bit of rearranging in the Thanos family tree were all kept from the comic books as part of her character description for the plot in the movie. Don't want to give anything away, (*SPOILERS*) but Nebula escapes, and is not referred to again, so she COULD very well turn up in a future movie plot.

To quote Nebulla from another appearance, in a 2011 cartoon and voiced by Jane Lynch: I haven't had a mouth for two months, so I'm gonna stay right here and keep eating pie until it comes outta my ears. I can just hear her saying that to the 'Candy Ass' sidekicks beside her. I hope using these images can be pardoned, but really wanted to give you a sense of the Villainess that is Nebula, her alien origins, her powerfulness and why she makes such a great candidate for Mean Girls Yarn Club, Episode 7.

You may be asking, what will I be using my skein to create? It has a little bit of shine to it (from the merino) and a twist that appears will make it drapey, so I haven't really decided. I tend to be slow about picking projects, letting the yarn speak to me for a while, but my first thought was gauntlets, or crocheted fingerless gloves. Must swatch to be sure....

~ Info about this Yarn ~
Mean Girls Yarn Club, Episode 7, The Final Frontier: Candy Ass, "Nebula", character-inspired, from 'Guardians of the Galaxy'. It's a 100% Merino Wool, Superwash Socks. Approx. 560 yds/512m. Guage: 6-8 spi on US #1-3. (Machine Washable, Lay Flat to dry)

Pattern Recommendations (links to Ravelry):

FOR THE KNITTERS:
Diablesse, by Christiane Gaudreau
Cherry Chip Dress, by Taiga Hilliard Designs
Gildas, by Louisa Harding
Sand and Sea Socks, by Stephanie Carrico
Snell's Shell, by Kristen Schaeffer
Bordeaux Wine Cozy, by Elizabeth Greenfield

FOR THE CROCHETERS:
Stars in Heaven Shawl, by Robin Abdullah
Starlet Yoga Socks, by Lisa Soutendijk
Lovestruck Leggies, by April Garwood




There's alway something special tossed in.  The nom is blue raspberry and comes from the cauldron....errr....that is KITCHEN of the Queen of Mean herself. Also included is a hand-made blue crystal stitch marker, a custom lotion bar whose sent is exclusive to the MGYC from Kamalei's Naturals, Infinity (like those darn Infinity Stones) the scent, inspired by Groot's sacrifice, is mystical and woodsy. More by Kamalei's Naturals can be found online at her etsy shop.


~Written very late at night, pardon the blurry edges, by Tammy Burke, a nobody you may recognize as a terrible giggler from the Fiber Hooligan podcast that ended last year, currently assisting the Yarn Thing podcast with Marly Bird, and sharing every funny and interesting thing she can about knitting, crochet or just yarn in general in her own Facebook Group, Pursuit of Happy Knits. Once upon a time she was interviewed for being herself by the Knotty Girls. She considers herself just a fan of Dizzy Blonde Studios and loves getting to show her appreciation with properly spelled adjectives and way too many commas. The above article was written with love and ability to do research, without much knowledge but with aim toward that which is fun.

Oops!

Looks like I forgot a couple of things when I wrote the last couple of posts, but let's pretend I did it on purpose because I'm, you know, mean, and stuff.

First, I never indicated a closing date for memberships.  Now, if I were the mean girl I was when I first started out, I'd tell you that it's tomorrow.  Well, I guess that spending the last 6 years among all you goody-two-shoes, has softened me up,  Memberships for MGYC 7 will close on December 12, 2015.

Second, since the closing date has been pushed into December, the first shipment won't go out until January, and then on ever odd month thereafter.  Be realistic.  Would YOU want yarn dyed by me during the festive holiday season?  I know I wouldn't!

That being said, there are still a few memberships available, but not for very much longer!

Mean Girls 7: The Final Frontier

First, the theme.  I'm sure it comes as no surprise that the final episode of the Mean Girls Yarn Club will be inspired by Science Fiction - yes...Mean Girls In Space!  Will your favorite be among them?  We shall see!

Memberships are now closed.

Mean Girls, Episode 7 - The Finale

Mean Girls' Yarn Club Memberships will soon open for the final year!  

Yes you read that right. Episode 7 will be the final episode of the Mean Girls' Yarn Club.  Don't miss out on being a part of the epic finale!

Please read carefully as there have been a few changes from last year. Minor ones, but we like to keep you on your toes.

Sign ups will open sometime on November 14, here at Mean Girls Yarn Club blog. Space is limited so sign up early to ensure your spot.

• The cost: $165 for domestic; $180 for international for the entire year.
• There are 2 payment options: either in 1 lump sum, or in three equal installments. This includes first-class shipping for both domestic and international members.
• First shipment goes out in December, 2015 (Happy Holidays!). Shipments will go out every other month for 1 year.
• For those members who choose the payment plan, members will make their initial payment when they sign up, and then be billed the final payments. Please note, these payments are 4 months apart.
• n the last 6 episodes we have included at least one exclusive knit pattern as part of an installment. This seems to appease the members so I don't see the reason to stop. These are delivered digitally, either through Ravelry or, lacking that, through email. Please make sure that I have both your Ravelry ID and your email address on file. 

The rules remain pretty much the same as last year so you repeat offenders errr....members should know them by heart. However, I'll repeat them here for the newbies:

The Rules.

• The colorways are to be club exclusives. It’s all super secret until you get your installment. It will remain super secret for 2 weeks after the shipments are sent. Please, no spoilers!
• If members choosing the payment plan become delinquent in payment, their membership shall be forfeit if their account becomes 30-days past due, and the remainder of their membership will be offered to the next person on the waiting list.
• If you opt for the payment plan, and find you need to cancel your membership, feel free to notify me privately. I will not bite your head off…well, maybe just a nibble.
• It is the member’s responsibility to notify me if their desired mailing and/or email address differs from the one listed in Paypal. It is also the member’s responsibility to notify me in a timely manner if their address changes. Shipments usually go out toward the end of the designated month, so plan notification accordingly. If I wanted to I could read your minds, but I prefer to use my evil powers for, well…evil.

IF for whatever lame reason, you are displeased with your yarn, (and we don’t see why you would be. This is the MGYC, it’s implied that you get what you get and you like it) anyhow… if for some reason you and your colorway aren’t getting along, just follow these simple rules…

1. First and foremost…NO whinging!  Proper mean girls don't whinge,,,they scheme.. 
2. Email La and in 50 words or less to inform me of your decision.
3. We'll put the word out to your fellow members that there’s an unloved, neglected, ABUSED skein of MGYC yarn out there in need of a good home.
4. We’ll put the abandoner/adopter in touch with each other, and you all can iron out all the payment/shipping details to your little black hearts’ content.
5. If, in the unlikely event that no one wants your castoff, you can release it into the wild in any manner your dark little hearts desire, but only after 6 months.
6. If all else fails, see rule #1.

Oh, and if you're REALLY lucky, I'll announce the theme more than minutes before memberships open up!

So, come November 14th, where will you be?  Right here of course, clicky finger at the ready!  See you then!

Bite Me!

Pattern Recommendations

Socks of Angst by Kim Driggs

Bugatti by Taiga Hilliard Designs

Rosabel Cardigan by Anne Dresdow

Happy Out Mitts by Suzanne McEndoo

Sunset Shawl by Ing-credible Thread Designs

Tahiti Top Pattern by Aimarro Patterns

Rethink by Drachie Craft

Diabolical, my dear Watson

Hoariarty

"My first instinct was to kill you.  Quietly...discreetly.  But then, the more I learned about you, the more...curious I became.  Here, at last, seemed to be a mind that rivaled my own, something too complicated and too beautiful to destroy.  At least, without further analysis."

~Jamie Moriarty

What a wonderfully diabolical spin from the writers of "Elementary".  Not only does Sherlock Holmes reside and solve crimes in New York, but both Watson and Moriarty are women.  And they don't stop there, nope.  For those who have been following this brilliant series you know the twist to which I am referring.  And for those of you who don't, I'm not going to spoil this amazing twist for you.  In true Mean Girl fashion, I'm going to dangle the proverbial carrot, and make you find it yourself.  Suffice it to say she's a girl worthy of her mean.  Natalie Dormer as Moriarty is brilliant, beautiful, ruthless and completely warped.

The inspiration for the colorway was taken from episode 12 of Season 2: "The Diabolical Kind",  During the episode Moriarty reveals a portrait she's painted of Watson, which is a little disturbing.  

Rich purples shifting from eggplant to amethyst to periwinkle grace these 560 yards of 100% superwash merino fingering weight yarn.  A black and amethyst snag-free stitch marker and a British toffee lollipop were included in the shipment.  But the finishing touch was an exclusive pattern design by Aimee Abernathy.  Come on Irene

 

Come on Irene is a super slouchy beret, perfect for the artist in you...even the con artist!

Additional Pattern Recommendations

Design 10Lonco Cardigan by Jenny Watson
PurpleSpangled Royal by Lijuan Jing

ThermalGrenade by Jessica Bixby

Cabelle by Meilindis

Garland by Jelena Trutneva

3 AM Cowl by Kelora Lee & Company

Trippletimerby Fatima

CricciethMitts by Nadine Dransfield

Spy v. Spy

AnnaNemesis

Cuban-born, Russian raised, Anna Espinosa was a cold-hearted assassin, the ruthless and persistent (and more intelligent) nemesis of Sydney Bristow, Alias' heroine.  She has it all: beauty, brains, keen fashion sense, and a twisted sense of humor. Is it any wonder why we love her?  Here's one more reason:  She's portrayed by Gina Torres.  Yup, that's right.   Zoe of our beloved Firefly/Serenity universe.  So what better way to kick off Episode 6, an episode dedicated to those awesome Mean Girls of TV adventure series?

The yarn is 280 yards/4 ounces of Dizzy Blonde Studios Dirty Blonde DK dyed up in tones of sunny gold, deep terra cotta and luscious chocolate.  

It's 100% superwash merino and oh-so squishy soft, unlike it's inspiration.

Also included in this shipment is a clippy magnifier and a card folder with highlighting strips and a 6-inch ruled edge...all things handy when it comes to pattern & chart reading.  The nom is a butter rum lollipop, celebrating Anna's Caribbean roots.

Pattern Recommendations

Copperline Mitts by Elizabeth Doherty

Cocoberry Cowl by Meilindis

Pumpkin Pie by Cello Knits

Baby Hoodie by Jen Farthing

Ginger Root by Sarah Gresbach

High Tide Shawlette by Amy Gundersen

Lucie Shawlette by Gabriella Henry

Button Up Cowl by Mon Petit Four

Seventeen Beauty Queen by Lisa Gentry

Proximity Alert!

Sign-ups for Episode 6:  And So It Begins, of the Mean Girls Yarn Club will close October 14, 2014 at 12 noon.  There are still a couple of spots available, but there's only 24 hours in which to nab yours!  

Get them while you still can!  

Pumped Up

 Killer Fashion Sense

Hedra Carlson was just looking for a place to call home.  Luckily she found Allie, a Single White Female, seeking to share her Manhattan apartment with same. Once "Hedy" moves in the fun really starts.  To get on Allie's good side, she brings home a puppy which she later "allows" to die when she and Allie have a falling out cuz Hedy's got some major identity issues.  Hedy goes on a rampage, raging and killing willy nilly, the most memorable of these is when she kills Allie's boyfriend with the heel of her stiletto.  Classy!

August's installment included a 4 oz./280 yd. skein of DBS Dirty Blonde Superwash DK in the "Killer Fashion Sense" colorway, a homemade cafe-mocha nom, an adorable smoky topaz stitch marker from Toluca Knit Jewelry. 

The colorway was inspired by Allie's 90s era New York City business-savvy wardrobe of neutral tones, which Hedra so desperately tried to emulate.  However, when the brown, grays and tan mixed together in the skein, it looks more like metals than tweed and linen, which makes this particular Mean Girl very happy.  I love me some bronze, pewter & gold.  

Also included in the installment is an exclusive original pattern from Ars Velleris Designs.

Stiletto is an easy slipped stitch sock pattern which beautifully shows off this glorious heavier-weight yarn.  Elizabeth "Zardra" Borchardt is a new and promising designer, and a fellow Mean Girl, and has outdone herself with this gorgeous design!

Additional Pattern Recommendations

Lattice Boot Topper/Leg Warmers by Tonya Rowe

Arrowhead Lace Cowl II by Gretchen Tracy

Frilled Sweater Dress by Janette Jeffares

Milk and Honey Shawl by Pam Jemelian

Staggered by Wooly Wormhead

Edina by Claire Devine

Neried by Nicole Feller-Johnson

Crocodile Clutch by Nichole Dalton

Lightweight Baby Boy's Cardigan by ag Handmades

Fatal Flaw

Bunny Boiler

Stalker doesn't even begin to describe Mean Girl #5:  Alexandra "Alex" Forrest.  In "Fatal Attraction" she took obsession to new, incredible heights.  She ambushed her prey in parking garages, at his office and in his home.  She poured acid on his car, kidnapped his daughter and yes, even boiled the family pet.  She is the poster child for the deranged, and back in the 80s she scared the bejeebers out of every man with a pulse.  That'll learn them to cheat!

Good girl!

The Yarn

"Bunny Boiler" is inspired by the silk peignoir Alex wears when she's at her most seductive, convincing self.  The colorway is in subtle shades of peach and apricot on the Dizzy Blonde Studios Dizzy Blonde Superwash sock base.  That's 115 g./560 yds. of pure unadulterated crazy!

The Loot!

We also included a homemade mango-flavored nom lollipop, a hand-made crystal stitch marker (not shown) and an adorable bunny-themed project bag from Jelby.

Pattern Recommendations

Summer Rays Drop Stitch Wrap by Linda Dean
Garden Vest by Rebecca Velasquez
 Regency Bolero Baby by Karen E. Hooton
Hedy Lamarr Fingerless Gloves by Tanis Gray
Marin-Lin Cami by Louise Lamarche
Sassy Pullover by Karen Marlatt
Forever Young by Heidi Nick
Lucem Shawl by Paivi Makinen
Uhura by MMario