Thursday, April 16, 2009

Sharkspeak


So, I thought it would be fun to tell you all a little about ourselves. Since I'm a mean girl and gave her no choice, I made Sharky go first, cuz that's just the way I roll. Here's what she had to say for herself:

I was born in the wagon of a traveling show, mama used to dance for the money they’d throw. I dye yarn and sell it because selling crack is illegal, also I’m less likely to get shot. I like to dye interesting color combinations. I don’t dye colorways too many times because I get bored with doing the same colors over and over. I like to try different color combinations to see if they will work.

I’m really bad at talking about myself. I’m just very normal and very boring. If I were a state I’d be Connecticut. I’m kind of like a work meeting, except with good donuts. They’re a little stale but hey, it’s donuts. None of my sentences seem to be related. I hope you like my yarn. Also, Anne says I should mention that I live in the only city in America that uses a restored brothel as a visitors center. That says something about me.

Love, Bobbie


So what is she? Gypsy, Tramp or Thief? I'll let you decide!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

As funny as this was to read - I am still waiting for my yarn and THIS DID NOT DISTRACT ME!!!

h3dakota said...

ROFL! Bobbie, yer autobiography is full of win. ;)

KnottyLa said...

I wanna know who "Anonymous" is

KnittingReader said...

I am still waiting for my yarn.

Carrie K said...

Silly hoar, she's Cher.