Tuesday, August 17, 2010

I'm a Meany Girl, in a Meany World.

MGYCv2.0monster
Boo!

Where you scared? Well? Were you?

You should have been, that's one mean looking mascot we've got going on here. But you see, there is a problem with our poster child. She doesn't have a name and that makes her a sad MeanGirl Mascot. As you should know, sad MeanGirl Mascots are unstable MeanGirl Mascots and they might do things like eat yarn.

What? It could happen. I'm sure I read about something similar in the National Yarnquirer.

Anyway, while our Beloved Dyer is off galivanting, I, Adminion Tareshen, have a task for you.

Your task, should you decide to accept it, is to name our darling MeanGirl Mascot. This will require you to outwit, outthink and outmean the competition. As always, should you or any other of the Mean Girls win this competition, the Beloved Dyer will possibly send you a prize. Or send your yarn to me.

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Yeah, I was pulling your leg there.

Ok, you have your assignment. Only ideas left in the comments will be considered for this competition. This contest is only open to legal residents of MeanWorld. Employees, Adminions, and family members of Beloved Dyer are not eligible for prizes.

Wait, crap, I just disqualified myself, didn't I? I should win something for Outstanding Self-Meaness in a Blog Setting. *sigh*

Alright, there you go and get going. I'm anxious to see the results.

27 comments:

paperkitty said...

Bianca.

5elementknitr said...

Hoarinator

5elementknitr said...

Bride of Frankenskein

knittingmonster said...

Hoardina

Vicky said...

Evil Mean Queen Yarnia

Angela said...

Eunice

sundownersmiles said...

Medusa Tineola Bisselliella !!

5elementknitr said...

Aknita Yarnhoarington

Morgajam said...

Eva Enabler

laraknits said...

Hoartence Stashling

spitfiresnc said...

I believe her name is Agnes. Agnes Horinton, III

Desi said...

1. Sylvia McNasty
2. Addy Tood

momwhoknits said...

Madge....

sarah lou said...

dee spicable.

or roMEANa.

or lousy lucy.

mj said...

Pollyanna

junglygirl said...

obviously her name is Mimi, as in ME! Me! cuz it is all about me after all.

visionsister said...

Bitchy McSnarkypants

BeRosie said...

Bertha or Large Marge

LadyDragonfly said...

Ammeania Tooyouse

spitfiresnc said...

Well, who is the queen of mean? ...

Leona Helmsley. She must be a Leona.

Seriously, who looks that damn happy in their mugshot?

Desi said...

Tara Riser

paperkitty said...

Ann Gora
Angelica Bombyx
Ivana Cashmere
Anita Moorstash

Plain Jane said...

Meanilla

Orchid said...

Mean Jean

Zardra said...

Esmerelda... haughty bitch name for the haughty bitch she is.

Andi said...

Lawima (a distant cousin of Elphaba)

5elementknitr said...

Meana Yarnina

Meana Skeinhoarington

KnottyLa

Noskeins Forewe